With two Bachelor of Arts degrees, two Master of Arts, and a half-assed PhD between them, Dan and Andrew spent way too much time in college. Now they write dick jokes for money, so it sort of worked out.
Many thanks to Molly for sitting (or lying) still enough for photos.
Special thanks to Boston-area band Beeef for the use of “Cream Soda.”
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